Chinese lessons from Megatron on how to deal with a rude tourist
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1. Lessons from Megatron on how to deal with a rude tourist
Do you know Megatron’s name in Chinese?
It’s 威震天 - Wēi Zhèntiān.
He was a hit during Golden Week at the Universal Studios Theme Park in Beijing (北京影城 - Běijīng Yǐngchéng).
Watch this 12-min Youtube video for abrasive but entertaining dialogue between him and visitors brave enough to pose for a photo with him.
One tourist took things too far and give him the middle finger (Wechat - Chinese) which went viral on social media.
Megatron response:
“你这个手势太不礼貌了，你的爸爸妈妈没教过你吗？
That’s such a rude gesture! Did your parent’s not teach you [right from wrong]?
Useful words
Here are four words to drop into conversations about it with your Chinese friends and colleagues:
竖中指 (shù zhōngzhǐ) - give someone the middle finger
向其比了一个竖中指的手势 - gave him the middle finger
不顺眼 (bù shùnyǎn) - dislike, despise
看谁不顺眼就让谁消失 - whoever he doesn’t like the look of will be disappeared
发飙 (fābiāo) - totally lose your temper, fly off the handle
威震天之所以发飙，是因为一位年轻男游客太不礼貌了 - Megatron was furious because the male tourist was so rude to him.
肮脏 (āng zāng) - dirty, filthy
肮脏的人类，下去，我不想跟他照相 - [you] filthy human, leave. I don’t want to have a picture with him.
And two words about how adorable Megatron is under all that metal:
话痨 (huà láo) - talkaholic; won’t shut up
这才是“话痨”威震天真实的一面 - this is the true face of the very talkative Megatron
秀逗心 (xiù dòuxīn) - stupid but cute (internet word originally from Japanese)
原以为只是机器壳，没想到藏着一颗秀逗心 - previously I thought he was just a machine, I didn’t realise he was so adorable underneath
Fancy learning more authentic words to hurl back at someone who’s been really rude to you? Try this for different ways to say “you’re talking sh*t.”
2. How to talk about China’s ”script killing” craze
Script killing 剧本杀 (jùběn shā) is a role playing game that’s become popular in China. A basic version can be played around a table; a more elaborate version involves role-playing and escape rooms, even entire hotels.
It’s one way young people use to escape the pressures of daily ‘nèi juǎn’ life in China.
An article in Sina describes how an entire industry has formed around the new trend - with some excellent words to talk about it.
Useful words
小白 (Xiǎo bái) - a newby, someone who’s never played before (similar to 菜鸟 càiniǎo - a rookie)
从当初对“剧本杀”闻所未闻的“小白”成了“组局达人” - from being a newbie at script killing who’s never heard of it, to becoming an expert convener of the game
Related: 达人 (dá rén) - talented; internet word for ‘expert’ - opposite of xiǎo bái
拼车 (pīnchē) - ‘car sharing’, here it means join together with another group to make up the numbers
人数不够时和陌生人“拼车” - if you don’t have enough people you can make up numbers by joining with another group
博眼球 (Bó yǎnqiú) - attracting eyeballs
少数剧本创作者以“黄色暴力”“恐怖慎入”作为噱头博人眼球 - a small number of script killing writers use sexual violence and terror as gimmicks to attract eyeballs
噱头 (Xuétou) - gimmick (see 10 July newsletter)
Idioms
Use these idioms to describe rapid and chaotic growth of a new industry or craze:
开疆扩土 (Kāi jiāng kuò tǔ) - expanding into new territory
早期开疆扩土的野蛮生长 - wild growth in its early stages of development
野蛮生长 (yěmán shēngzhǎng) - savage or wild growth; something regulators are trying to fix in various sectors at the moment
雨后春笋 (yǔhòu chūnsǔn) - like bamboo shoots after rain; rapid early growth of an emerging company or trend
从雨后春笋般冒出的实体店到与文旅、民宿业融合 - from something that seems to have just appeared to having experiential hotels and themed home-stays
Related - 富游 (fù yóu) - ‘wealthy holiday’; luxury holiday where travellers stay in fancy hotels as part of the experience (you will have seen fù yóu pics in your Wechat feed during Golden Week)
热火朝天 (rèhuǒ cháotiān) - like a flaming rocket flying into the sky; rapid growth
发展的热火朝天 - explosive development
WORDS OF THE WEEK
This week’s words of the week are from an article on yet another unwelcome trend on social media (Wechat- in Chinese) called “fake volunteer teachers.”
A trending word you should know
In last week’s newsletter we learned about 佛媛 (fó yuán) - ‘fake buddhist socialites’.
The word 名媛 (míng yuán) means ‘notable female celebrity.’
媛 yuán has taken on a negative meaning - a fake, an exhibitionist, shallow.
According to Sixth Tone:
Yuán has been distorted to fit a sexist narrative, allowing it to be used to satirize, deride, and insult young women.
A new kind of yuán has recently appeared on Chinese social media:
支教媛 (zhījiào yuán) - a fake volunteer teacher
It follows a story of a Lóng Jīngjīng 龙晶睛 who spent the last 10 years as a volunteer teacher (a ‘zhījiào’) in poor parts of China. Jīngjīng also studied overseas for 10 years receiving her Master and Batchelor degrees in the US. All by age 28!
Suspicion that she is a fake has been a hot topic on Chinese social media in the last couple of weeks.
Reading into the story (Sohu - Chinese) you will find idioms to talk about people you don’t like, and colloquialisms about dodgy deals and being honest.
Idioms
寥寥无几 (liáoliáo wújǐ) - very few
但她一年回国的时间，却寥寥无几 - but she hardly ever returned to China
少之又少 (shǎo zhī yòu shǎo) - very very few (less than the above idiom, in my opinion)
可以说真正用来支教的时间，少之又少 - you could say the time that she actually taught was virtually nil
彻头彻尾 (chètóu chèwěi) - from head to foot; out and out, downright, absolutely
有人却表示是彻头彻尾的把支教当作秀 - some people have said she absolutely used volunteer teaching as a ‘show’ [to build a profile online]
流言蜚语 (liúyán fēiyǔ) - gossip, rumours
各种流言蜚语已经满天飞 rumours were flying around
Colloquial phrases
说不清道不明 (shuō bu qīngdào bùmíng) - unexplainable, unclear - here it also means ‘dodgy’ or underhand
牵涉有说不清道不明的经济利益瓜葛 - involved in dodgy economic interests
真金不怕火炼 (Zhēn jīn bùpà huǒ liàn) - true gold fears no fire; people of integrity can stand up to scrutiny
真金不怕火炼，破除谣言最好的方法是还原真相 - if she’s done nothing wrong she’s got nothing to worry about. The best way to dispel rumours is to just tell the truth.
Want to learn more idioms to talk about gossip and online rumours? Read last week’s newsletter for three more.
RECOMMENDATIONS
A speech by Ambassador Qín Gāng
Readers of this newsletter will recognise many of the seven ‘buzz words’, or rè cí (热词), in a speech by Chinese Ambassador to the U.S. Qín Gāng earlier this week.
The Youtube link above is a 4 min Chinese news piece on the speech.
Six of the seven ‘buzz words’, which he uses to capture what life is like in China now, have also been ‘words of the week’ in this newsletter over the last six months:
逆行者 (nìxíng zhě) - hero’s in harm’s way; referring to healthcare workers at the start of the pandemic in China
内卷 (nèi juǎn) - involution; intense social competition
See 1 May newsletter
躺平 (tǎng píng) - lying flat - what many young people are doing in China as a result of huge pressures on them
凡尔赛 (fán'ěrsài) - Versailles; humble or fake bragging to show off wealth or over privilege
饭圈 (fàn quān) - fan circles, or chaotic fan circles
双减 (shuāng jiǎn) - “double reduction policy” - introduced to ease the burden on kids caused by excessive homework and off-campus tutoring
For Chinese definitions of these words, and their translations, read this article about the speech in the Observer Magazine. (in Chinese)
Of course, there’s far more to this newsletter than just the ‘official.’ Try this earlier newsletter issue for some on trend slang and swear words that an ambassador probably wouldn’t use.
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